Boy George tries talking to Siva in a reasonable fashion. In response, Siva performs his Tandava dance for a couple seconds, destroying Boy George and half of downtown London. Siva, being kind, prevents Boy from reincarnating and returns him to his restored body. London isn't so fortunate.
Boy George dusts himself off and declares, "Right! The kid gloves are off!" After removing his gloves, he walks up to Siva to sock him one. Siva, doped off his ass on hashish, might not have seen it coming, but sneezes at an inopportune moment, knocking Boy off his feet and straight into the remains of Harrod's.
Boy George bravely tries again. Instead of Siva getting the crap beaten out of him, the two somehow end up exchanging fashion tips. Boy George fills Siva in that, although the snakes around his neck are hip in an urban-primative kind of way, they're too freaky for most folk. Siva, recognizing Boy as an expert on outrageous fashion, follows the pop diva's advice.
Siva remembers they're fighting and socks Boy George a couple times. No contest here.
Boy George retaliates. Distracting Siva with a small dance and an a capella rendition of "Karma Chameleon," Boy socks it to Siva with a solid right hook.
Siva's wife, Parvati, finally shows up to ease the suffering Siva caused in Round One. Siva becomes distracted, lavishing attention on his wife. Boy George also turns his attention towards her, inspired by her clothing as a source for his next new look.
A final desparate round! Difficult to follow, it involving hair pulling, scratching, biting (both human and snake), a couple record executives, the invocation of Kali, some hurt feelings over certain political incidents in the late 19th and early 20th Centuries, beating each other over the head with microphones and lingams, and the chorus to "I'll Tumble for Ya." Eventually, the dust settles...